Shoulder Pads; The Next Viagra.

Shoulder pads are the best thing about playing hockey. Shoulder pads are doing fantastic things to alleviate my middle-income, middle-age, middle class, expanding middle doldrums and crises. Doctors should prescribe these things. This could rival Viagra as the safe alternative to re-establishing machismo.
Although wearing nothing but shoulder pads in bed is probably something that [...]

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