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Sep

The Skate of Shame

Posted by Goats  Published in General, Skills (or not)

There’s the standard kind of shame felt as a goaltender; the feelings of inadequacy, the look of disdain in the eyes of your teammates after an 8-1 loss, the smell of your trapper hand during dinner.

And then there’s the shame felt when, during a pickup hockey shelling, you’re asked to skate the length [...]

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26

Sep

Free Canucks TV broadcast not winning me over to PPV

Posted by Jason  Published in NHL

The Vancouver Canucks offer 16 games a season on pay-per-view, and the broadcasts are produced by “Canucks TV”. This year they’ve decided to offer two pre-season games for free, broadcast on Rogers SportsNet. I can only imagine that the idea here is to show Canucks fans what they’re missing if they’re not shelling out the [...]

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26

Sep

Dirty Deeds, Done By Dirty Gear

Posted by Glen  Published in Health and Fitness

We’ve all heard the stories of how some athletes have been hospitalized due to an infection from dirty gear. Ed Belfour, Joe Thornton, Mikael Renberg, Barry Trotz just to name a few. But an infection from dirty hockey gear is one of those things that happens to someone else, so we don’t worry about. Well [...]

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24

Sep

Hockey Movie, Love Guru, Packed With Stars. Kiss of Death?

Posted by Glen  Published in General, NHL

Not since the sequel of Slap Shot has a hockey movie been so anticipated; and what happened to Slap Shot II Breaking The Ice? Straight to video. One can only hope that the combination of Mike Myers’ comic brilliance and being a hockey fanatic can give this movie a fighting chance.
Written by lifelong Leafs [...]

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18

Sep

Playing Hockey With The Monkey

Posted by Glen  Published in General

No it’s a not a euphemism for…that. It’s a fun little ditty by North America’s favourite All-Hockey band;The Zambonis.

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10

Sep

Shoulder Pads; The Next Viagra.

Posted by Glen  Published in Equipment, Health and Fitness

Shoulder pads are the best thing about playing hockey. Shoulder pads are doing fantastic things to alleviate my middle-income, middle-age, middle class, expanding middle doldrums and crises. Doctors should prescribe these things. This could rival Viagra as the safe alternative to re-establishing machismo.
Although wearing nothing but shoulder pads in bed is probably something that [...]

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5

Sep

Got a Cut? Glue it Shut.

Posted by Glen  Published in Health and Fitness

In the last 5 days two teammates have been sent for stitches on their face. One with a gash on his upper lip and the other with a gash on his nose. Both came out of it thread-free. Apparently Krazy Glue has a new use.
Actually Krazy Glue or super glue was used by trauma surgeons [...]

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5

Sep

Hockey; It’s Where You’re At.

Posted by Glen  Published in General

No matter where you are, you can sign up for an adult league today! North Carolina? You betchya. Sheboygan, Wisconsin: Uh-huh. Peterborough, Ontario? Of course! Glen Falls, New York? Hell ya. Topeka, Kansas?…. undoubtedly. Lubbock, Texas? maybe next year.
See full article for info….

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4

Sep

Turgeon Eligible for Beer Leagues

Posted by Glen  Published in NHL

Pierre Turgeon, Center for the Colorado Avalanche, is expected to end his 19-season NHL career by announcing his retirement Wednesday. After only 17 games last season, because of groin and calf injuries, with Colorado, Pierre had 4 goals and 3 assists. At 38-years-old, Pierre would be a stellar addition to any 30+ divisional [...]

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